A Warlock’s Homemade Cure To Self-Awareness
A Cure To Self-Awareness’ List Of Ingredients:
A Lire 200 Coin From The Treasure Of A Soporific Sprite
The Ghastly Essence Of A Submerged Leviathan
2 Slightly Torn Threads From The Spool Of Fate
An Altar Made From The Lumber Of A Wishing Tree
A Small Jar Of Wax From The Wings Of A Fallen Angel
A Single Thread From The Basket Of Existence
Juniper Incense And An Incense Burner
A Cupful Of Sacrificial Lamb’s Blood
No More Than A Few Drops Of Dew From The Tree Of Life
2 Vibrant Feathers Plucked From The Ostrich Of Truth
An Arrow Once Chased By The Wolves And The Stars
A Jagged Thorn Of Deep Sleep
A Glassful Of Unspoken Water
A Large Bowl Made From The Clay Of The Primeval Sea
A Cure To Self-Awareness’ Instructions:
Sit the altar upright and place the clay bowl in front of it
Put the incense in the burner next to the altar and the clay bowl and light the burner
Take a drink from the cupful of lamb’s blood
Remove the arrow’s old arrowhead by heating it up under the incense burner and burning off
Repeat the same step above for the old fletching
Replace the old arrowhead and fletching by applying the wax to the jagged thorn and feathers of truth onto the remaining arrow shaft
Intertwine the threads from the spool and from the basket
Wrap the newly intertwined threads around the arrow and apply wax to glue it down to the arrow shaft
Fill the clay bowl with the unspoken water
Dip the freshly taut arrowhead into the clay bowl
Flip the coin into the bowl (If not heads, redo Step 3 and restart instructions from Step 9)
Remove the arrow from the bowl and shallowly cut your non-dominant hand’s palm
Drip the few drops of dew into the open wound
Make sure that the clay bowl is still filled with the leftover unspoken water and place the now-wounded hand with the palm facing down in the clay bowl
Relight the incense burner if needed and say your prayers
© Niklen 12/30/22
